But first, I need to tell you something.... I'm going to Italy! My mom has this presentation/meeting there and we're going there for 10 days and I get to miss school }:-)
We're going to sightsee the country (or at least the major cities). I'M SO EXCITED!! I'M LEAVING TO EUROPE THIS THURSDAY!!!!!
Btw it's also my first trip to Europe :)
Let's start: (warning: none of these sentences are true except the 2nd, 3rd, and the one with the nightingale :D :P)
I smell someone in Jamaica eating pepperoni low-fat pizza!
I just looked up the word "discombobulated".
My friend's name is in the #1 New York Times Bestseller!
Let's drop by in La La Land with a psychopathic turkey.
Do you by any chance have some bagels with you?
Plant Planet Planet Plant is the name of a sticker company.
Having to outstare lettuce is so expressionistic.
I know of a nightingale that comes and sings for a noble emperor every day and every night.
Remote controls use way too much power.
I think that llamas are prejudiced.
Tacos taste like cheese!
Who thinks that my name starts with a C and ends with a Y and has 5 letters in it and that I'm waaaaay too energetic, unpredictable and unstable?
If you want some quality television, go to this website: stopthestink.com
Did you like them? Which one was your favorite?
2 comments:
Hahahaha! Well, I really like the one that says "If you want some quality television, go to this website: stopthestink.com" just wondering, who actually put up the name one with C and Y and 5 letters? Is it Carly or Cassy
Gerald!! Oh my gosh!! It's Corey!!!!!!!
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